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CERTIFIED DOLLABETIC TEE – BAMN SYNDROME
$49.99 USD
Product Details
This ain’t no illness — this a condition of the grind. CERTIFIED DOLLABETIC, where the drip ain’t IV saline — it’s straight Benjamins on the line, fed through the vein like hustle medicine. Our boy posted in pain, but it ain’t the lean that’s killin’ him — it’s the broke days.
"I DON’T FEEL RIGHT WHEN MY FUNDS AIN’T RIGHT" — that's gospel from the block. That ache in his face? That’s overdraft trauma, street fatigue, and bag-chasin’ withdrawals. The BAMN tee on his chest ain't just fashion — it's declaration. Baptized in struggle, Mom on the belt, trauma on the soles, and Nike ghosts for every step he took without.
Stylistically painted like a ghetto Renaissance — dirty oils, smoke-stained shadows, rich with pain and purpose. This is trap art. Medical and metaphorical.
You don’t need insulin. You need income.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 22.0 | 56 | 22.8 | 58 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.4 | 62 | 25.2 | 64 |
| Length | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 20.9 | 53 | 21.7 | 55 | 22.4 | 57 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 |
| Sleeve length | 8.2 | 20.8 | 8.5 | 21.5 | 8.7 | 22.2 | 9.0 | 22.9 | 9.3 | 23.6 |
Care & Maintenance
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Size & Fit
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