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“CRAWL BEFORE YOU BALL” TEE – TODDLER TACTICS, GROWN MAN GRIND

“CRAWL BEFORE YOU BALL” TEE – TODDLER TACTICS, GROWN MAN GRIND

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Before you ran the game, you had to crawl through the dirt — and this tee speaks that gospel with gold teeth, chubby fists, and diamond-studded bark.
The BAMN baby posted up like a boss in training — iced out, grinning with golds, diaper saggin’ with purpose. That leash? Ain’t no toy — it’s a power move, holding back a snarling rottweiler with more ice than a trapper’s wrist. Both drippin’ in BAMN chains so heavy, gravity gotta work overtime.
The backdrop? Brick wall wisdom scrawled in hustle graffiti:
“Crawl Before You Ball.”
Translation: Earn it. Bleed for it. Then flex it.
Every inch of this design is attitude. Loud. Laughing. Lethal.
This ain't baby steps — it's a blueprint in miniature.
From the playpen to the payroll — by any means necessary.

 

Size Chart
S M L XL 2XL
inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
Chest 22.0  56  22.8  58  23.6  60  24.4  62  25.2  64 
Length 27.6  70  28.3  72  29.1  74  29.9  76  30.7  78 
Shoulder 20.9  53  21.7  55  22.4  57  23.2  59  24.0  61 
Sleeve length 8.2  20.8  8.5  21.5  8.7  22.2  9.0  22.9  9.3  23.6 
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