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“CRAWL BEFORE YOU BALL” TEE – TODDLER TACTICS, GROWN MAN GRIND
“CRAWL BEFORE YOU BALL” TEE – TODDLER TACTICS, GROWN MAN GRIND
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Before you ran the game, you had to crawl through the dirt — and this tee speaks that gospel with gold teeth, chubby fists, and diamond-studded bark.
The BAMN baby posted up like a boss in training — iced out, grinning with golds, diaper saggin’ with purpose. That leash? Ain’t no toy — it’s a power move, holding back a snarling rottweiler with more ice than a trapper’s wrist. Both drippin’ in BAMN chains so heavy, gravity gotta work overtime.
The backdrop? Brick wall wisdom scrawled in hustle graffiti:
“Crawl Before You Ball.”
Translation: Earn it. Bleed for it. Then flex it.
Every inch of this design is attitude. Loud. Laughing. Lethal.
This ain't baby steps — it's a blueprint in miniature.
From the playpen to the payroll — by any means necessary.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 22.0 | 56 | 22.8 | 58 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.4 | 62 | 25.2 | 64 |
| Length | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 20.9 | 53 | 21.7 | 55 | 22.4 | 57 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 |
| Sleeve length | 8.2 | 20.8 | 8.5 | 21.5 | 8.7 | 22.2 | 9.0 | 22.9 | 9.3 | 23.6 |
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